Writing for a Comedy, Music or Variety Series

Jon Cryer and Jennifer Love-Hewitt come to the stage to present…Shockingly, she’s not showing any cleavage…

Writing for Comedy, Music/Variety Series…

“The Colbert Report” tape shows the writers punching Colbert, “The Daily Show” tape shows Alberto Gonzales not remembering any of their names, The “Conan” tape shows a bunch of illegal immigrants gathering in the back of a truck driven by Conan, “The Late Show” tape shows President Bush doing stupid things, The “Bill Maher” tape shows feet under bathroom stall doors and then Bill Maher walks in and freshens his breath…

And the winner is…the team from “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”…Conan seems stunned…The writer accepting says he prepared a speech because Katherine Heigl’s mom said they would win (That won’t make Katherine happy.)…He says the rest of the staff is in New York because they have a show to do “thanks to O.J.”…