The first two awards...

Ray Romano takes the stage. He says he misses doing his show but then the director accidentally cuts to a wide shot and we lose audio so we don’t hear Ray’s joke. Oops!...Ray’s doing a monologue about how his wife would like him to go back to work after two years…He says he got “The Sopranos” ending because “that’s how sex ends for me”…

Finally, the first award—Supporting Actor in a Comedy…

And the winner is…Jeremy Piven from “Entourage”…He struts up to the podium without even glancing at his co-stars…Jeremy kisses his award in honor of his father…

Vanessa Williams and America Ferrera take the stage to present Supporting Actor in a Drama…

And the winner is…Terry O’Quinn from “Lost”…Yea! I got one!...He says that sometimes when he’s rolling around in the mud and getting shot at and beat up he wonders what it would be like to bake a sheet of cookies on Wisteria Lane and get one of their checks…